I'm Not Single, I Have a Dog Mug | Funny Dog Lover Gift

Relationship status: it's complicated. With a dog. The I'm Not Single, I Have a Dog Mug is a brilliantly funny, completely relatable declaration for anyone whose dog is their most committed relationship — and honestly, their favourite one.

A brilliant gift for the single dog lover in your life, a Galentine's Day treat, a Valentine's for someone who has firmly chosen dogs over dating, or simply a self-purchase for anyone who has looked at their dog and thought "yes, this is enough". Made to order in our Sussex studio, hand-pressed on premium ceramic and available in nine interior colours across multiple sizes and finishes — including Bone China and an unbreakable polymer option.

Every mug comes with our 1-Year Print Guarantee — if the print fades or peels under normal use, we'll replace it. Hand-checked and carefully packed in double-walled smash-proof packaging, dispatched ready to gift.

• "I'm Not Single, I Have a Dog" — funny, relatable and completely unapologetic
• A brilliant gift for single dog lovers, Galentine's Day and Valentine's Day
• Available in classic ceramic, lightweight Bone China and unbreakable polymer
• Hand-pressed in our Sussex studio — not mass produced
• 1-Year Print Guarantee — we'll replace it if the print fades or peels
• Double-walled smash-proof packaging, dispatched ready to gift