Fluff Happens: Bearded Collie Chaos Sweatshirt

This crewneck sweatshirt is softer than a Bearded Collie’s ear and 100% less likely to run off with your sock. Ethically and sustainably produced, it's perfect for the man who’s living that Hairicane Life™—equal parts fur, flailing zoomies, and unsolicited face licks. Cozy up in chaos and cuddle-ready comfort, whether you're on walk #5 of the day or just trying to drink your tea without supervision from two intense, loving eyes.

Size Guide

Centimeters

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Height	171	175	179	183	189	195	195	195	195
Chest	86	93	99	104	116	129	135	142	162
Waist	71	76	81	89	99	112	119	130	137

Chest: Measure all round your chest just below your armpits.

Waist: Measure round your waistline, where your trousers would button up.

Height: Your natural height.

If you fall between the sizes, go for the larger of the two.

Product Specification

Certified Organic Cotton Sweatshirt, 300g/m2. Wash cool, hang dry. GM free. Not tested on animals. Does not contain animal-derived products. Printed with low waste printing tech. Made in a renewable energy powered factory audited for a wide range of social and sustainability criteria.