Samoyed Coasters – Smiles, Sass & Zero Security

These aren't just coasters – they're fluffy, fabulous warning signs that your house is guarded by… a greeter. Featuring the ever-smiling Samoyed, aka everyone's best friend (yes, even the burglar), this set of 4 coasters is here to protect your surfaces – unlike your dog.

Perfect for parties, pup lovers, or anyone whose “guard dog” would definitely hand over the WiFi password for belly rubs. Use them to spark laughter, conversation, and maybe even a discussion about installing an actual alarm system.