The Bulldog Scribbler – Small Pen, Big Attitude

Meet the only pen on earth with more attitude than your Bulldog. Crafted from recycled print (because we care about the planet, even if Bulldogs don’t), this eco-conscious writing tool packs personality into every scribble. Ideal for jotting down notes, writing reminders, or passive-aggressively listing reasons why Bulldogs are superior to all other creatures. Grumble-powered. Snort-approved.